Sabotage Slots: BMW cupholders provoke $5 million class-action lawsuit

Toronto, Ontario — A $5 million lawsuit is being brought against BMW following reports that the cupholders in X7 models are prone to causing electrical damage, and in some cases leading to a faulty airbag deployment. In what sounds like a truly Final Destinationesque turn of events, it has been found that the X7 M50i’s […]