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Can You Believe This

War is Shell: Turtle flies through windshield, hitting Florida woman

Lake Mary, Florida — Reports from central Florida are showing that a minor turtle insurrection is in full swing, with the first shots of the conflict being fired by the turtles near Port Orange. An innocent human woman and her human mother were driving along I-95 Wednesday morning when all of a sudden they came […]

April 23, 2021